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gothqirl:

help i have no friends

ill be your friend

Kid:Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier:Are you 18?
Kid:It's okay, they're a metaphor.

JEOFFERY IS ONE CRAZY ASS SON OF A BITCH CAN I GET AN AMEN

watching game of thrones

flurle:

ejacutastic:

i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TEXT POST ALL MY LIFE

(via pizza)

When I was small, my mom told me

                being pretty didn’t matter.

And that’s what I told little kindergartener Ally

(who had her teddy bear

                                clutched tightly between sticky fingers)

 and who laughed, and told me

                people don’t like ugly girls.

I didn’t believe her, until fourth grade

When the new boy

                                (with long fingernails and long wavy hair)

told me to tell Ally that he liked her.

so I asked him

                Why

                do you like her

and he looked at me

                                (like I was a small child )

And told me

                because she’s pretty

And that’s when I realized that

                There is only so much love the world

                And pretty people are the first in line.

So when my 6th grade teacher asked

what I wanted to be when I grew up

I said

                                (as I looked at the boy with bright red hair and perfect teeth)

                Pretty

And when she asked why, I told her

                There is only so much love in the world

                And pretty people are the first in line.

And that’s why by 8th grade

                I was Van Gogh

                                I painted my face with careful precision, I spent hours and emerged looking “natural”

                I was Houdini

                                I pushed things up and I tucked things in and I sucked things back until I was perfect

                And I stopped eating pizza on Saturdays

                                with my mom and little brother

Because

                There’s only so much love in the world,

                And pretty people are the first in line.

And in 9th grade, when the boy

                                (with hair that was like sunlight and the eyelashes of                                  an angel)

Still went for Ally,

I cried in my room, and I tried even harder, because

                There’s only so much love in the world,

                And pretty people are the first in line.

But by 10th grade,

when getting ready in the morning was like

                painting on thin wax paper

                that was about

                                                to

                                                                rip

and I saw the carcass in the mirror

                with its perfectly powdered face

                and its impeccably lined lips

I realized that

                There is only so much happiness in the world

                And the people who don’t eat cake or carbs and pluck their                     brows every other week    

Are the

last

in line. 

                                                                                                      -AA

as-cool-as-an-attempted-suicide:

wallflowerbloom:

No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world.

We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for.

(Dead Poets Society, 1989)

Me

(via angrybagel)

paradisaic:

all I do anymore is sleep, feel bad for myself, and take selfies

(via dietcondoms)

veup:

before tumblr i never knew there were so many things to be offended about

(via hi)

want money fast?

follow me on twitter @adesuwaah

you won’t get money

but

um

yeah go follow me

i’m bored? so lets do a promo!

reblog this post and follow my blog and i’ll choose the two blogs that I like the most and promote you! (and follow you back if i don’t already!)

Guaranteed to gain at least thirty or so followers, that’s what happened the last time I did this!

Goooooood luck! 

theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

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